4.20.2009

updating is hard when you've got 2 blogs to take care of.


what should i write about?

maybe the fact that im super stoked for The Secret Handshake's new album, "My Name In Lights" is released tomorrow.

i'm gonna try and stay up till 12 so i can buy it right when it's released...

and he was in the dallas morning news today.

i made my mom buy me the newspaper so i could read the article.

i almost had a heart attack when i saw his HUGE picture.


2.10.2009

Quotes.

Over the weekend, I went to a retreat at my church. It was really fun and one of the best parts was all the funny quotes I got. I'm gonna post them on here. Most of them you won't understand because they're inside jokes but some of them are funny because of what was said.

Freedom Quotes:
  • Myface and Spacebook -Clayton King
  • If I wanted to be nice, I'd have a cooking show like Rachel Ray. -Clayton King
  • Nice people go to hell. -Clayton King
  • Exsqueeze me, baking soda. -Clayton King
  • Math is the devil. All the answers are 666. If you like math then I'm praying for you to be saved. -Clayton King
  • Nyquil, The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever so you can rest, How did I wake up naked in the bathtub? medicine. -Clayton King
  • Where I come from, the cops weren't even old enough to be cops. *they started recruiting from elementary schools. -Clayton King
  • God loves you because your God. *He's god.* -Clayton King
  • I don't drink pot or smoke beer, I can't say the same for Michael Phelps. -Clayton King
  • Don't call my dad. We don't have a phone, he can't hear, he doesn't have hands to answer the phone. -Clayton King
  • It's impossible to go on more diets than Oprah. -Clayton King
  • Rick, Eric, Isaac, Jeff, Seth - Michael Wood
  • Smoke you some of that. -Chris White
  • Speaking of socks but not really socks. -Mrs. Dysart
  • I like the foliage. -Shelby Hull
  • You can go to the mall with me that weekend. -Ani Simerson
  • Lesbian lover (in the shower,) (secret valentine.) -Ani Simerson & I
  • Away-kon. -Me
  • Your like a monkey, dance monkey! (Michael Wood starts to dance.) -Chris Lovell
  • You look sick, you need Jesus. -Clayton King
  • There's like 25. Just kidding, jeez! -Me
  • Where are the other 2 girls? "I don't know but I found my pillow." -Ruth Cooper & Shelby Hull
Other quotes:
  • Elizabeth, be an owl. "I'm an owl." -Abbie Pollard & Elizabeth Brown
  • Bill, getchur dog! Bill, yer dog's bitin' me. Billllll! -Elizabeth Brown and I (quoting The Butcher)
  • I got your chicken caboodles. -Me (quoting The Butcher)
  • I'm gonna punch you. I'm gonna gang punch you. -Melissa Wylie & I
  • Then I was a baby! -Elizabeth Brown (quoting Sisky Biz)
  • I'm gonna shank you with a biscuit. -Melissa Wylie & I
  • Post-a-notes. -Mrs. Lennington
  • Where they serve excelente hamburgers. AND CHICKEN! -Elizabeth Brown & I
  • Elizabeth's back from rehab. She was on heroin. Heroin is bad for you. You could die. And I was about to cry because I thought you were gonna die. -Me
  • My problem is that I'm bulimic. Stay away from me because I might relapse and puke all over you. -Melissa Wylie
  • One time my grandma had breast cancer and we had to go pick up her fake boob on the way to the mall. -Sophie Schaeffer

1.18.2009

The Distance is Daring; We Both Know How To Drive

nothing good happens before midnight.
it may seem wierd but i never have alot of fun early in the day.
i like chilling at night with people, i seem more dangerous.
im strange i know.
but guess what, 5 DAYS TILL FTSK!!!
and i get to see my boys Artist vs. Poet and Thee Armada.
this is gonna PWN!

1.07.2009

Poppin' Champagne.

its been a while since ive updated. unsilent night at the plano centre was pure PWNAGE. i got to meet all of FTSK and Luis Dubuc of The Secret Handshake. I did miss getting to meet Andrew De Torres... it was freaking amazing.

so give me an epic concert story of yours. i'd love to hear it.